Mysteriously Stagnant...

It appears my after-hour conversations have ceased to entertain my recorder. Although an unfortunate circumstance this is, there is light at the end of the tunnel...

Surreality is right this way... follow the light...!!!

The Dream Killer...

Dude........

The weirdest thing happened last night...

I didn't dream.... of ANYTHING

I tried producing images in my head but to no avail ... tried leaving the TV on in hopes the sounds would induce thought bubbles filled with blue omelette's running through a field of caramelized onion lilies with bread and butter flies buzzing about.
(whoa, brain explosion!)

Who's to blame? Or...what?

Robitussin (supposedly non-drowsy cough suppressant)

Have you ever had one of those nights where you're suffering from a bad cold/flu and you've hopped on the train to drowsy's ville off cold-medicine? I find this to be the perfect conditions for CRAZY DREAMS AND SLEEP-TALKING. Generally, this is the time when I have dreams like the aforementioned scenario.

but....

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?!??!

Robitussin is a dream killer.

As weird and somewhat creepy this sounds, I've decided I must invest in a digital voice recorder. Till then, beware of robitussin and sleep comfy, my friends.